Should you lock your children away?
A new threat is sweeping Australia; a villainous fiend who frightens old women and young men alike.
He strikes on the dance floor, bamboozling maidens with his wicked and mesmersing dance moves. He has been know to make grown men cry and women faint in despair.
He is the most dastardly man in australia. I hope you will join me in fighting this menace with his only known weakness; The Great American Challenge sex toy.
Sharp, decisive blows to the head with this terrible weapon render the villain incapaciated for a short time, at which point he can be destroyed with snow cone bazookas.
