MS Antispyware Almost Ruined Our Anniversary

So the other day I was hanging out in the park. My girlfriend and I were on a picnic to celebrate our 17 month anniversary from when first kissed. This guy on the blanket next to us (this is a particularly popular park for picnics) started complaining about something called ms antispyware. My girlfriend perked up and went to help the poor guy out. She told him it was really a scam, and all it means to do is trick you into thinking you have all this spyware and malware on your computer. Then you have to buy this expensive software to remove the spyware, which is fake to begin with. He was happy, and we were able to enjoy our anniversary in peace.